Naturally, Chatterbox was released to home video by Vestron Video. For anyone keeping score, that is literally 9 days before I was born. Not only is this movie about a woman who spends a bunch of the running time talking to her fur-burger, and is probably having some sex, and probably naked a lot, but it also is only 73 minutes… Guys, this is gonna be a slam dunk for B-Movie Enema.Īs a side note that I find personally interesting – Chatterbox was released on February 2, 1977. At the very least, I bet they felt more smug. I mean… Right? Isn’t that the point of these types of movies? I mean isn’t it supposed to make me want to crank one out? I kinda feel like that reviewer felt a little smarter after he/she wrote that line in their review. I will say my favorite review comes from The Los Angeles Times who wrote, “…the film’s vulgar premise smacks of smirking adolescents, it’s crude one liners, full of foul language that unsuccessfully try to stretch to into a full-length movie… the movie is a male masturbatory fantasy.” With a synopsis like that, surely this movie was massively acclaimed and won all the awards, right? We spend 70+ minutes of Penelope trying to deal with this unwelcome development. It’s a wise-crackin’ lady in her own right and also picks up the talent of singing. This movie is about a young lady named Penelope whose vagina suddenly begins talking. I’m not saying they were all good, but this wasn’t just found behind the saloon doors of a video store hidden away from the rest of the movies and other customers there with children and partners. This was during a time of “porno chic” – when X-rated and other very hard R-rated movies would play in actual movie theaters. This movie hearkens back to the glory of the 1970s. There is a literal handful of talking genitalia movies. And yes, this is only one of these movies. This is one of a handful of movies that feature either boxes or ding dongs that talk. It is the day that I finally decided to cover a movie that features talking genitalia. She is much loved and missed by her many fans the world over.And, lo… Did B-Movie Enema finally get to a new pinnacle of achievement. Such a strong admirer of Rialson's work that he reportedly patternedĬandice Rialson passed away at age 54 from liver disease on March 31,Ģ006. However, she remained aĬult favorite of 1970's exploitation film fans. Voluntarily quit acting at the end of the 1970's, got married, settled down in Studio City, California, and had one child. After doing yet another minor part as a nurse playing with a rake in Moreover, Rialson also had bit parts in the mainstream featuresįantasy Island (1977). Miracle") in the very clever and hilarious junk film parody Movie studio "Miracle Pictures" ("If it's a good film, then it's a Roger Corman, Candice expertly essayed herīest, most substantial, and appealing role as "Candy Wednesday", aīubbly aspiring actress who winds up working for the chintzy schlock Hapless lass with a talking and singing vagina (!) in the outrageouslyĮasy 'n' breezy turns in the amiably silly soft-core comedies Pert 'n' perky Candice enlivened a bunch of choice down 'n' dirtyĮxploitation features: She was a naive, innocent hitchhiker who runs After making her filmĭebut in an uncredited bit as a bikini-clad beauty on the beach in She was crowned Miss Hermosa Beach at age 18. Rialson was born on Decemin Santa Monica, California and grew up in Orange County, California. Trashy drive-in pictures throughout the 1970's. Perhaps the most dynamic and personable actress to appear in enjoyably Lovely, radiant, enticing, and charismatic blonde Candice Rialson was
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